Between our two kids we've got apraxia of speech, sensory issues and attention deficit disorder with a side of anxiety, compulsive behaviors and, depending on the week, tics. Things may be complicated in our house but, hey, at least they're unpredictable.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Mayo Clinic

Here’s Max, upon hearing my explanation of what goes into a chicken salad sandwich:

“I didn’t know mayonnaise was for eating. I thought it was for putting in your hair for lice.”

I don’t know which is the sadder commentary—that he’s never seen me make chicken or tuna salad because, more than not, I buy it pre-made at the supermarket, or that we’ve had too much experience with lice in the past two years.

1 Comments:

At 6:04 AM, May 30, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe you should combine the two, say... make a nice lice salad sandwich, using delicious mayo.

 

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