Mr. T.

I don’t even remember the miniscule offense that got Max all riled up but here’s the exchange that left me puzzled:

Max: I have to say the “t” word.

Me: What’s the “t” word?

Max: You know!!!

Max showed surprising restraint and alas, I never learned what the “t” word was. When I recounted the story to Dave he guessed it was “turd.” If anyone would care to enlighten me, please share.